Holiday Cheer

Yesterday was the Sunday before Thanksgiving, and as I drove the family home from dinner, my brother cycled through radio stations looking for music. Our local "soft rock"/adult contemporary station has begun playing Christmas music. Exclusively.

Out of Fashion For 300 Years

I cannot wait for the fashion trend of men wearing undersized/tight/women's jeans to be over. There are many reasons for this:

1. I don't need to see your underwear.
2. Or your buttcrack.
3. It adds shape to your hips, which is feminizing.
4. There's no room for your junk, so you either look like a girl or or you look like a girl with boy parts.
5. Only the person(s) you're bumping uglies with needs to know if you manscape. Or wants to know.
   

I thought sagging was a dumb trend (let's all pretend we're wearing diapers), but this particular trend is outright offensive.