Monday, March 22, 2010

Edumacation?

My brother's cooking steaks in the oven.  We notice smoke coming from the oven.  He's put the steak on the top rack.  My brother opens the oven door.  Flames come pouring out of the oven. "What do I do?!  What do I do?!"  They need to stop teaching whatever the hell it is they're teaching in schools and teach children about fire, earthquakes, and their civic duties.  It does occur to me that my parents paid money for my brother to go to a private Christian school.  I guess they teach more important life lessons there, like how to save your soul CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO AVOID CATCHING FIRE.